Gill Sims: Why Mummy Swears (2018)
ISBN: 9780008284213
Gill Sims: Why Mummy Swears (2018)
ISBN: 9780008284213
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The hilarious second novel, and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller, from author of the smash hit Why Mummy Drinks.
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ISBN
9780008284213
Author
Gill Sims
Pages
368
Binding
Hard cover
Publisher
HARPER COLLINS PUBLISHERS
Date of publication
2018
Format
Book
Language
English
Monday, 25 JulyThe first day of the holidays. I suppose it could’ve been worse. I brightly announced that perhaps it might be a lovely idea to go to a stately home and learn about some history. As soon as we got there I remembered why I don’t use the flipping National Trust membership – because National Trust properties are full of very precious and breakable items, and very precious and breakable items don’t really mix with children, especially not small boys. Where I had envisaged childish faces glowing with wonder as they took in the treasures of our nation’s illustrious past, we instead had me shouting ‘Don’t touch, DON’T TOUCH, FFS DON’T TOUCH!” while stoutly shod pensioners tutted disapprovingly and drafted angry letters to the Daily Mail intheir heads.How many more days of the holiday are there?Welcome to Mummy’s world…