The Circus empire of Hetticania is preparing for a jubilee, to celebrate thirty years of King Luigi's rule.And there's so much to celebrate! Thanks to the former Ringmaster, everything in Hetticania is coming up roses - quite literally: rose plantations cover the whole country (so no one is unemployed), fault-finders find faults only among themselves (unless they are abroad) - how could anyone of sound mind slander the very epitome of health, honesty, beauty, patriotism, and masculine power?It's animportant, strenuous day for King Luigi, but he can cope with anything, even after so many years. He screws (almost), gives a dashing interview, mingles with his people, eats and drinks, consults with his chief adviser, screws (indeed), and more. And, well, by the end of it, he becomes a little tired and emotional. After all, he is only human, despite what Hetticanian legend might say.