How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Minnie Mouse makes many marshmallows for Mickey Mouse to munch on
Which noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most
She sells seashells on the seashore
Betty Botter bought some butter
‘Oh!’ she said, ‘this butter’s bitter
If I use this bitter butter
It will make my batter bitter
I need a bit of better butter
Just to make my batter better’
Betty bought a bit of better butter
Now Betty’s batter isn’t bitter
Red lorry yellow lorry
Red lorry yellow lorry
This snail is stale
Its tail is stale
And this is a stale tale
A fly and a flea in a flue
Were caught, so what did they do?
Said the fly, ‘Let us flee!’
Said the flea, ‘Let us fly!’
So they flew through a flaw in the flue
Roger Rocket ran around the river and rented a raft to ride on
Veronica Victor vowed to view the vanguard
When the very wet Venetian vet went to Venice
His voyage was viewed with vindictive regret
By a Venetian vendor named Vernon
Canals in the Alps are comparable to a lot of canyon-like canals in the capital of Canada
The enthusiasm that Theresa Thomas told of
Took the terribly thin thirtyish Turkish thespian Theseus Thurber
Completely by surprise