- Where’s that girl from?
- Alaska.
- It’s OK. I’ll ask her myself.
- Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms?
- The thesaurus.
- My wife’s gone to the Caribbean.
- Jamaica?
- No, she wanted to go.
- How does Voltaire like his apples?
- Candied.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!
Without geometry, life is pointless.
I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.
She had a photographic memory but never developed it.