ENGLISH PILL 226/365: DESCRIBING A HOLIDAY RESORT

POSITIVE VIEW:
Come to sunny Sandshire … magnificent views … unforgettable scenery … a splendid cathedral, well worth visiting … picturesque harbours … enchanting bays … gorgeous beaches … pleasant climate … colourful night-life … stimulating atmosphere … delightful for a holiday … ideal for all the family …

NEGATIVE VIEW:
Well, the whole area’s rather drab and unwelcoming … the cathedral is a monstrosity, absolutely hideous … most of the other buildings are pretty grotesque, too … the villages are all colourless and characterless … at night they’re completely dead … by the sea it’s really ghastly … the water’s filthy and there’s a frightful smell … the coastline’s very bleak … it’s a horrible place … totally unsuitable for holidays …