ENGLISH PILL 240/365: PUNS

- Where’s that girl from?
- Alaska.
- It’s OK. I’ll ask her myself.

- Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms?
- The thesaurus.

- My wife’s gone to the Caribbean.
- Jamaica?
- No, she wanted to go.

- How does Voltaire like his apples?
- Candied.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!

Without geometry, life is pointless.

I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

She had a photographic memory but never developed it.